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"Fuck, my tea."

- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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steptwowtnv:

why the hell is it called welcome to night vale when literally nobody is welcomed to night vale????

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lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga

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idiotsonofdonkeykong:

And at the centre of that impulse is the shaman: stoned, intoxicated on plants, speaking with the spirit helpers, dancing in the moonlight, and vivifying and invoking a world of conscious, living mystery. That’s what the world is. The world is not an unsolved problem for scientists or sociologists. The world is a living mystery: our birth, our death, our being in the moment – these are mysteries. They are doorways opening on to unimaginable vistas of self-exploration, empowerment and hope for the human enterprise. And our culture has killed that, taken it away from us, made us consumers of shoddy products and shoddier ideals. We have to get away from that; and the way to get away from it is by a return to the authentic experience of the body – and that means sexually empowering ourselves, and it means getting loaded, exploring the mind as a tool for personal and social transformation.

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officialunitedstates:

going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that

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scareamore:

oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on

LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT

IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE

they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying

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grinderman2:

welcome to my fucked-up mind where i reblog things i like and no images are mine unless stated otherwise. i probably hate you, and i follow back

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The Kawah Ijen volcano in East Indonesia produces molten sulphur from vents in its sides, which appear bright red during the day but glow blue by night.

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brendopedia:

so-fictitious:

godotal:

No box is too small for a .

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brendopedia:

so-fictitious:

godotal:

No box is too small for a .

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why

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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